Mr. Nagy Becomes Ultimate Country Boy
April 1, 2018
Fitness personal, financial adviser, and hunting connoisseur, Mr. Nagy, has finally become the ultimate country boy. Winning countless awards for his specialties, Mr. Nagy was offered a TV series in which he will coach viewers to become better country boys.
The show, called “Giddy Up,” will air every Sunday night at 8pm on the Outdoorsman Channel. His contract with the channel will last in perpetuity.
Nagy said he feels like this show was destined to happen. “I’m shocked it took this long for somebody to see how good of a country boy I am,” he said.
Throughout his life, Nagy has always been an outdoorsman. He has always shot the biggest bucks and caught the largest fish. Recently, however, he started riding horses and living off the land. Nagy’s farm was just the beginning of his quest.
He takes part in multiple competitions and events in which he wins prizes. Nagy’s trophy collection contains the swing dancing 1st place medal, corn shucking 2nd place trophy, 1st place rodeo trophy, and 1st place at being kind to mama. If Nagy wins money alongside his trophies, he donates it to the troops. “I have nothing but respect for my country and will support it in every way possible,” he said.
All of these successes helped Nagy land aTV show deal. Nagy will judge these contestants as they compete in several activities over a number of weeks. Each week the weakest contestant is eliminated and the best contestant is rewarded with a gold star. This pattern continues until only one is left, the ultimate country boy. Contestants on the show are honored to be in Nagy’s presence and under his wing.
Woodbridge High School’s principal, Mr. Lottmann, is amazed by Mr. Nagy’s success. “It’s astonishing how much talent comes out of Woodbridge High School. I mean he’s not as talented as me but he can dream,” Lottmann said.
All of the contestants are terrified that somebody will out country boy them, but most are still striving for greatness. Mr. Jago, another WHS teacher, is a contestant in the show. “I’ve never been so nervous but also excited at the same time. This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity,” he said.
Woodbridge High School’s population is very excited for Mr. Nagy’s new life quest. Though he will be missed greatly, everyone knows he’s off making a bigger difference in bettering the world in which we inhabit.