Following mediocre reviews after the last highly contested choir match, Mr. Lottmann has decided to upgrade their “heavenly” sounding music performances by incorporating the popular death metal band, The American Sign Language Club.

Due to the consecutive scenarios of betrayal, Ms. Amory has decided to leave three months early. “I’ve been here for this long and this how I’m being treated,” she said. “They like sign language. So here’s some sign language for you.”

Reportedly, Ms. Amory’s gestures so offended Mr. Ward, the school’s Athletic Director, that he gasped and fainted.

Once The American Sign Language Club heard the news, they took off their gloves and got to work. Ms. Tan, the leader of the hard-hitting group, has released a song list for the performance. With songs like “We Will Rock You,” “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” and “Sweet Victory,” the concert will undoubtedly sound like a masterpiece.

Through an interpreter, Ms. Tan said the group is “ready to rock,” and they have been practicing their physically demanding setlist every day after school in the auditorium.

The concert will take place on April 7th at 7:00 pm and tickets can be purchased through the school store for $5.00.