by Brandon Bhajan

English teacher Ms. Hain has come to the decision that after a lifetime of black outfits, it’s time for some color.

Hain’s all black attire has always been questioned. Teachers and students alike have made jokes about her preferred color choice since she joined the staff.

“Wearing black has just always stuck with me, I guess. I love wearing the color but now, after years of the same, I’m ready for some serious wardrobe changes,” said Ms. Hain, wearing a floral dress.

The change came as a surprise to many of Ms. Hain’s students, who were very concerned.

“I think she may be in a mid-life crisis. As Ms. Hain’s biggest fans, we need to find out what’s up,” said Eamonn Gonzalez.

In response, Ms. Hain said “I’ve never been better, and no one should worry. I’ve even started hitting the bench press recently.”

“I think everyone should learn to accept Ms. Hain’s new, bright look,” said Mr. Switek. “As strange as it may be.”